Many poor souls have blindly run into a brick wall and jumped aboard the Hogwarts Express of the Internet in good faith, searching for something they…needed (?) and for reasons no one can fathom, they wound up here. Check out these recent searches that brought some wayward wanderers here:
List of eloquent words (I’m thinking that took them here.)
Who is in charge of Walmart interior design? (Good stinkin’ question! If they found out, that person needs to suffer. For extended periods of time. Where’s that creepy Asian dentist from that great show Alias?)
leagles marred for gays (Can anyone translate this? It stumped Google.)
pinball and geometry
hillbilly dentistry (hee hee)
how to do like a propositional pedicure (Wha…? I’d love to know what post that led them to…)
Winston Wolf coffee (he drives real stinkin’ fast…)
grace using your stinky donkey (This is All Kinds of Awesome. Or, All Kinds of Disturbing. I can’t decide.)
Ecclesiastes written by William Shakespeare (This, however, is totally awesome. No question.)
prepositions in Calvin and Hobbes (ooh, goody. Now I can add in a Calvin strip.)
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You know you wanna say it…
Bloom County drop kick me Jesus is off the play list (Wow.)
Dangerous lover definition
“plate of crap” (in quotes, no less. Sigh.)
gee you’re swell (Oh, thanks. After that previous search, this really helps me feel better.)
women relax enjoy reading book (Ah. Yes. You found me after all….)
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…got my book and my Winston Wolf coffee… Image may be NSFW.
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